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Welcome back. What we're going to be doing today is continuing our episode where we cover every fan theory that we could think of or come up with or had heard of regarding I Think You Should Leave, which, if you don't know, is comedian Tim Robinson's magnum opus. You can find it on Netflix. It's an amazing show, sketch comedy, pretty much just the zaniness and off-the-wall stuff at its finest. Though we are The Popcorn Isn't Real, we are a fan theory podcast. We cover pretty much any fan theories, whether they're about movies, TV shows, books, I don't know, songs, whatever you want. I'm Torvald, and I'm here with my co-host Leif. Now let's get into it. I feel like most sketches can fit into two categories. Category one, person is weird and gets bullied for being weird. The end. Okay, so like an Adam Sandler movie. Yeah, but also just like, you know, most of the sketches, like there's the Vanessa Bayer Instagram sketch where they post a pic.

Oh, yeah. These shit snarvers snarf so much shit. We're sitting on the side of the road with flies sucking our butts. Yeah, so two people post pictures of themselves on Instagram and they make like a self-deprecating comment like, Sunday Funday with these idiots. yeah uh just hanging out with these two dum-dums and then vanessa bear who's the actor who i only know it's funny because now that i'm watching snl i keep seeing these actors being like hey that's one of those that's that person from that sketch i think you should leave who she's probably known from snl but anyway so yeah vanessa bear makes a instagram post where she is just being very insulting and swearing a lot and saying like we won best hog shit snarfing contest they're jealous because well it escalates because first she's just saying mean things about her friends like they did about her and so she's trying to get back at them

but they explain it and they're like no no we're being self deprecating you have to do that when you post a cute picture she's like oh okay I get it and then she starts being extremely mean to herself having dinner with these fat fucks but I'm the fattest of them all no coffin please just wet wet mud so they keep telling her to redo it and that's another of these ones where it's like the person is trying to fit into their social rules but can't understand it like she's really trying hard and at the end it just ends with her saying why are you guys bullying me yes so that's one category is the person is weird and they get bullied what's a shit snarfing contest so are we the pig dicks or the bags of meat so the second category that most sketches fit into is wish fulfillment where the person is weird but everyone slowly comes to their side like the like the hot dog car sketch well not quite no people don't come to his side at all he's clearly the guy that fits into the

first category figure out who did all this we know who did all this yes so there's a sketch where a man dressed as a hot dog crashes a hot dog shaped car through a window and then tries as he steals from this store very oddly for him there's another guy in that store who's dressed like a hot dog wearing like a tan suit with a yellow tie an example of like the wish fulfillment one where everyone comes to their side would be like sloppy steaks where like he is weird but at the end everyone's like give him the baby people can change or there's one that i don't like but it's a good example where they everyone keeps saying too small a slice of toilet paper which nobody uses the word slice for toilet paper you use the word piece of toilet paper so do you think that guy did take a massive mud pie in the toilet well yeah so there's this sketch where they're giving out gifts and one guy is being really weird but slowly everyone comes to his side

because he says the host of their party had like poop germs on his hand fecal germs on his hand and that's why he's feeling sick because he ate the receipt yeah anyone who eats anything the host touches will immediately become violently ill and like violently he dies yeah he dies at the end so anyway this one uh i've never found that funny just because nobody mentions the obvious thing which is that it doesn't matter what you get on your hands when you poop because everyone washes their hands no one mentions hands washing everyone says he used too small a slice of toilet paper and that's why he got poop on his hands so you're admitting that you use too small a slice of toilet paper right now i mean like it doesn't just trying to conserve i'm just saying you washed your hands regardless right like everyone should wash their hands so that should be the thing they're mad about is that he didn't wash his hands instead of them

saying he used too small a slice which nobody says slice for toilet paper it's so weird it's weird but anyway everyone comes over to his side in this one and they do a weird test to see by someone else eats another receipt uh to see if uh anyway i think that tim robinson has a weird thing with mascots i think that he doesn't really understand how mascots work or why they exist and he tries to convey this in his sketches because in almost every season he has a sketch where there's a mascot it just doesn't work right no one knows what the mascot's supposed to do or they can't do the thing and what's really interesting is I'm sure if you've seen I Think You Should Leave you think I'm talking about Chunky It's a Chunky and the metalloid maniac there's a little more to it than that though because I believe this actually all started with netflix presents the characters in netflix presents the characters there's a sketch called

the pointer brothers i didn't like this sketch much at first but i've come around it's a pretty good sketch basically there's a bunch of people and this actually ties into little buff boys there's a bunch of people in a crowd for a corporate event and they're all like oh what's it gonna be this year i hope it's you know more entertaining than last year and then people burst out on stage and they're like hey we're the pointer brothers and they start like dancing and they're like pointing at everyone it quickly becomes apparent that pointing at everyone is all they do they're just they're going to point at everyone in the crowd and they're like now guys this is gonna take a while because there's about you know 2 000 people here so but then it also becomes quickly apparent that pointing at everyone one by one is going to be very difficult because there's three pointer brothers and they can't tell who's been pointed at so they start trying

to come up with a system where they're like okay everyone who hasn't been pointed at stand up and then sit down once you've been pointed at and then another one's like no that won't work instead raise your hands if you have been pointed at and then then wagyu comes in and wagyu who is some sort of strange fluffy mascot man who hates points. He takes points away and anyone he touches has to stand back up because they've lost the points that got pointed at them. They keep going on like this. And this is where it ties into Little Buff Boys because I think also Tim Robinson really must have had a bad experience with some sort of corporate entertainment thing in the past because he keeps throwing in these completely nonsensical corporate events. He's been waiting a long time for a hit on corncob TV. I guess so, yeah. Wagyu, his purpose in all this is kind of strange. He seems to be working against them.

He's also not allowed to touch women, only men.

And they forget about him and then remember halfway through and they're like, oh, crap, Wagyu, how many people have you touched? he's like well i touched everyone in this entire section and they're like oh we have to redo that whole section this sucks this is horrible they really hate wagyu so i don't know why they even brought him out there they should have just done their whole thing without him like he's actively ruining their show so there's there's one instance of like a very mascot-esque character who really serves no purpose and shouldn't be there at all yeah uh and then there's of course chunky who you know about but basically it's a game show called dan vega's mega money quiz whenever someone picks a square on the board and it's revealed to be a chunky instead of an amount of points chunky will come out and eat your points get very mad chunky is a physical person he's an actual mascot who comes out and doesn't know what he needs to do to eat your

points and get mad and that's kind of the point of the sketch is that chunky does right they can't figure out what chunky does so he keeps coming out and trying different things like he's shaking the contestant's arm and he starts shoving the contestant's face around and wrecking his shirt and then later he's trying to break his things like his laptop laptop that he got from the green room and then finally he kind of concludes that his thing is to put people's hats on their heads i guess he puts the guy's hat on him anyway the whole time uh dan vega who is the host who is you know uh tim robinson is just getting really really angry about chunky not knowing what he does and then they just can the whole thing yeah i like it then the inverse of that one is the metalloid maniac right yes there's another which is that they know too well what chunky does or in this case the metalloid maniac the host of this show has a whole backstory like an animated

short that shows this metalloid maniac who can like fly around with metal and also climb on it and make it it's really weird because it's the the show is described as the people the contestants will choose a color and based on the color the metalloid maniac will zip around the board that he built and he will take down the panels of all he built but but he is fast and apparently he will speed around filling back in those spaces that he just took down yeah but then in the cartoon he doesn't take down the the the metal panels the batter birds take down the metal panels and then he just puts them back so i feel like already there's some confusion about whose role is what right it means the batter birds are the contestants yeah i guess the batter birds are the contestants and then he has to fill in for them by taking down the panels that they choose yeah the metal like maniac makes sure to say this is my ground well right that's why he's so fast on it apparently

he can move so fast it can crack the planet but yeah it's uh in real life it's just a guy in a massive heavy metal suit with magnets who can't move fast at all it shows the actual live action version of the game show and there's a man in a costume with like magnets trying to climb on this wall but he's an old man and he can't move very quickly he keeps sliding and the host doesn't like that because the host is very proud of this huge backstory he created for the metalloid mania the host also doesn't understand that there's a problem he's just like why aren't you doing it he's like why aren't you like so the way i see it this is like your ground he thinks that this guy just needs to understand that he needs to move fast this is his ground man playing the metalloid maniac is like you can have whatever backstory you want i still can't do it right so i don't know i don't know what's going on yeah there's a whole host of uh mascots that

don't seem to know what to do or can't fulfill their role chunky was in the first season Metaloid Maniac was in the third season. So you might think that the second season was left out. I think there was an episode about like a mascot who can't perform. I think it was the Everything is Upside Down show with host Carmine Laguzio, where it's like a prank show and he dresses up as an old man in like this really, really awful, gigantic, hulking prosthetic suit that looks nothing like an old man. This is one of the ones where you feel like it's just going to be a straightforward joke, which is that he dresses up in a really terrible old man suit and messes with people like it's punked or something. Yeah, and then people see through the suit immediately. The sketch is actually just about the host guy. He thinks the suit is too hot and he doesn't want to do it. And then he just completely breaks down.

And the thought of doing it makes him very depressed and suicidal. He's done with life. Until finally his producer says, all right, we won't do the show. And then he starts to disagree. then what's the show right so yeah i think that was the mascot episode for the second season all right little buff boys so mainly little buff boys little buff ball i want to see if we can figure out what is going on with the little buff boys so it's hosted by sam richardson And he is a very sweaty man who brings like a gallon of water with him and has to constantly drink from it. And he works for Mason's Traveling Corporate Competitions. Right. So he was hired by a company that's doing like a corporate retreat. And he gets up on stage to do this show, to entertain the company, and he asks the boss to get up on stage to judge a bunch of little boys who are, quote-unquote, goosed up. Right. Well, they're not little boys. They're little buff boys.

They're wearing goose suits, which is an old circus term. It's muscle suits, right? Yeah, they're wearing fake muscles. They look awful. they don't and the boss is supposed to judge the boss of the company he has nothing to do with the little buff boys right he's like embarrassing the boss he has to pick the winner but they didn't do anything no weird is these little buff boys come out they can't stand around yeah the boss doesn't know which one to choose and when he does choose one no it can't be troll boy it can't be him you get that right it can't be troll boy you know why it can't be troll boy you understand why it can't be troll and then troll boy like nods he's like yeah i get it i don't understand what's going on here it's very confusing i'm not even i don't know what the premise is even how is this entertainment who hired this man right why do they travel around doing this quote-unquote show

that isn't a show apparently they worked very hard to get those muscles even though they're just muscle suits but they're not real so we gain a little bit more insight into the little buff boys because there's a reprise where there's like a commercial a really short sketch it's a commercial in a later episode we find out that apparently you can become an owner of your very own little buff boys corporate competition and i guess the the spokesman in this commercial whose name is Dave Kempore, he was Little Buff Boys champ 1996, 25 times out of a 50-city run. And he still thinks he should have won in Tucson. He seems to think that it's skill-based. Yeah, it's some sort of skill-based. But it's not. It's just they pick the corporate boss and just have them pick a kid at random, basically. Well, I guess not, because the corporate boss can't pick Troll Boy. We know that. Well, right. And that's what I was going to say is it must be rigged for him to have won 25 times out of 50 because these are in different cities with different companies and different bosses.

How would they have all picked him? Because these random bosses clearly don't know how to judge little buff boys. They just pick random ones. I don't know. I just don't know what's going on here. I don't understand this sketch. It's funny, though. I like it. It's a good one. I like it. It's an interesting one. The host is just really weird how he's like, now cut the music hard.

I wanted to talk about Shirt Brothers. I thought you might. Just because we talked about Santa Claus, who's played by Biff Whiff, who unfortunately passed away. A truly great actor who I've only recently come to appreciate. Oh, hey there, Shirt Brother. Fantastic. There's a theory that Shane, the old man in this sketch, is Tim Robinson from the future. and that he has come back in time to warn tim robinson or to bring tim robinson down the same path as him tim robinson comes to his daughter's music recital and they meet up with another family and shane the this grandpa is there and they meet each other and they're wearing the same shirt and shane is like hey we got the same shirt on you got good taste shirt brother and then they you know it part ways but shane the old man keeps staring at tim and then later halfway through the recital uh shane like comes and gets tim and he's like we gotta go shirt brother you gotta help me

and he brings him to a classroom that's been completely trashed just like messed up everything here is messed up and he says he just started trying doors to see which one was unlocked and this one was and he just decided to trash the place like what if i just went nuts in here yep and he seems to believe that it is tim's responsibility to help him clean up when tim questions him on this he reveals that the reason he did this is because he's been listening to a new song lately that has convinced him that there are no rules and he keeps saying i just don't know if it's true i just think there might be no rules and tim tries to come up with like maybe some sort of answer for him like oh you know i think i know what you're going through sometimes you see a movie or a song and it just gets stuck in your head shane is like no i just think there might be no rules yeah he's stuck it's not any deeper than that right eventually tim splits off goes back

to the recital and gets to see his daughter's solo. He runs back. It's an epic moment. He makes it just in time. I'm going to try to prove that Shane is Tim from the future. I think that the classroom represents Shane slash Tim's life. And I think at some point he heard that song which caused him to think there are no rules and destroy his own life. He brought Tim there because he's like we gotta fix our life, right? Like He says, I tried to rip the Wright brothers off the ceiling, brother. First of all, he didn't try very hard because they're still up there. But second of all, I think this is his own admission that he started messing with the time continuum. He's like, I tried to rip the Wright brothers out of the air. Like I tried to change things. He tried to kill the Wright brothers. I don't know. Then he plays the song for Tim. I just have to say this song doesn't ever say that there are no rules.

no that's not one of the lyrics it says other things um it implies that there might be no rules well it's more about like opening your eyes like it's it talks about waking up kind of and not being a puppet uh it says things like listening suits and ties feed me lies i don't want to go on listening right like it's about the song is called listening yes it's a good song actually it's pretty yeah it's pretty catchy shane tries to convince him to go along with him he says promise me you will never do another rule brother but then i can't promise that tim can't promise that so he says go back listen to your daughter's solo it's too late for me i'm awake now i think that tim breaks the cycle here by running back i think he does not lose himself to this song that makes you go insane and destroy your life because when he gets back his daughter's singing she's rapping. And her message is pretty different from the message of listening. She talks about,

you know, doing things right. She says, everything's great. Everything's all right. You want to feel the feeling. You want to feel the fire. You want to be great. You got to be good. Do it now in the neighborhood. She's talking about, you know, obeying the rules pretty much and being good. And he smiles. Good productive member of society in the neighborhood. Exactly. That's what I think her song is about in stark contrast to, you know, Shane's song. it was the the other shirt brother's song that's the point of this sketch is that shane managed to go back in time and prevent himself from getting lost to the song and i think that shane didn't go back to see his daughter's solo we never learned tim's name his name might be shane so there you go the best response i think to that theory i don't know i just think there might be no rules right i also have to point out even though he truly believes there are no rules he also deep

down truly believes that shirt brothers have to help each other as a rule he believes in one rule so i don't know what shane's deal is he's he's kind of nuts so there's this sketch called pay it forward where a guy tries to start a pay it forward chain at a drive-thru yeah 55 fries 55 burgers they all know that they need to order 55 there was an actual like news article about it did happened there was a pay it forward chain at a real drive-through and this guy is trying to start one so that he can quickly drive around in the back of the chain and become the next pay it forward and get a ton of stuff 55 burgers 55 fries 150 he couldn't even eat it all he might as well just order a single meal that will make he's just trying to exploit the system that he started yeah he just wants to really ruin it for some guy he cuts off yeah this other woman and says please please let me go first i'm doing something but then she realizes what he's doing

and she starts to exploit him she starts saying 55 burgers 55 fries when she realizes it's a pay it forward chain the only theory i've heard from this one is just the woman behind tim never says a line that tim hasn't already said okay so he beeps his horn and says hey what the hell's going on up there and she her only line is she says what the hell's going on up there yeah and then he has already said 55 burgers 55 fries and she also says so she is just him okay that's interesting that's cool i didn't you know i didn't notice that her lines were all his lines small theory that i have about the has this ever happened to you sketch it's like a tv advertisement where the guy says has this ever happened to you and there's like oh that's tv that's like call me call me yes and basically it's about a guy who hired some workers to come over to his house but instead they spent all day in his bathroom taking turns and they tricked them

by pretending their foot was stuck and then they got real serious and they said it's turbo time and started running around the house and jumping on the couch and jumping all over the furniture and he was into it he tried to join them he's like yeah turbo time but they said no you're not part of the turbo team until you are part of this turbo team you walk slowly and two things i want to say about this number one he never says what he's gonna do if you call him and he never says what his response will be if this has ever happened to you i think he's not a lawyer i think he just is really confused and wants to know if this has ever happened to anyone call me now please Yes. The other thing is the implication of what they say is that, first of all, they say until you're a part of this turbo team, meaning there's a chance he could join. It's not impossible. And then the other thing they say this turbo team, meaning there are others like it's just weird. It's worded in such a weird way to imply that he could join.

And maybe there are other Turbo teams that he could join as well or that are also doing this to random people. So I can see why he's so mystified and wants to learn more about it. I think maybe he's asking, has this ever happened to you? Because he wants to join the Turbo team and he's trying to figure out how because these guys left him with a joke toilet. Now he doesn't know what to do. So this one's just a random detail, a sketch called Rat Mom or Wild On. sometimes it's called basically there is a office party for the boss because it's his birthday okay and he's enjoying the office party and talking to everyone and he sees this one woman who keeps going up to a cardboard cutout of him that's here for the party and she's giving it shots and she is also trying to have it drink like she's just being very mean to this cardboard cutout trying to have it drink, cleaning fluid. She gets some like dog poop that she's going to feed to it.

And he notices and he talks to her and he says, hey, look, I'm sorry about what I said to you the other day that you can't have rats at the office. And I didn't say the same thing to this other guy who brought his dog to the office. I shouldn't decide which animals are okay and which aren't. That was very big of him. People in the background are singing wild on, wild on. Anyway, she says, thank you. Merry Christmas. And then it cuts. And all of a sudden, there are Christmas decorations everywhere at this party. It is now a Christmas party, not a birthday party, as it previously was just a moment ago. I don't have a theory as to why that happens, but it's definitely intentional. And it's weird that suddenly, right at that pivotal moment, when she reconciles with her boss, it becomes a Christmas party. Are you sure it wasn't a Christmas party all along? Because I remember it being a Christmas party the whole time.

But I believe that I'm wrong. I just want to make sure. They only show happy birthday decorations and are doing birthday things up until that point. And as soon as she says Merry Christmas, it cuts and you see a Christmas tree and Christmas decorations at the party. What could the implication be? I don't know. But it's weird. So wait, whose birthday party it was? It wasn't Rat Mom's birthday party. No, it's the boss's birthday. So the implication is that the boss is Jesus and maybe he wasn't redeeming her, but then he realized that I got to redeem the Rat Mom's too. And that's it. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know. It could be. That's the only thing I can think of for if you have a birthday party and you change it to Christmas after like a revelation, then the implication is that the guy whose birthday it was was jesus right yeah weird the honk if you're horny sketch the idea behind the sketch is that one guy has a honk if you're

horny bumper sticker and somebody sees it and starts honking and they just follow him everywhere and honk and honk and honk and honk and they won't stop and yeah eventually he finds out that this guy is just really really horny and he thinks that this guy can help him yeah he thinks he runs a service that helps people who are so horny that their stomach hurts. Right. Yeah. For whatever reason, being horny makes this guy's stomach hurt and makes him like all twitchy and squirmy. My theory is that Tim Robinson actually does run a service for horny people and he does keep a supply of horn for horny people. Yeah, he has it. I think he just doesn't like this guy. So he doesn't want to share his service with him. Because we find out when he opens his trunk he's got a gigantic trunk full of pornos i don't understand why these people don't have like phones where they can like look up porn if they want to no no it's not like that

when you're that horny like you need a magazine you need a magazine or a calendar or something that's what he asked for a calendar that's so stupid apparently in this sketch tim robinson's job is designing like ninja turtles knockoffs yeah he shows him at a business meeting where he seems to have come up with the design for a group of cartoons called the battle demo dogs yeah one is the alpha one's the beta and one's the gamma and i think everyone hates no no the last one's actually i expected gamma he's not he's kappa which surprised me yeah alpha left the NYPD due to corruption and he's the most loyal. One of the dogs, I think it's Kappa, next to him it just says everyone hates him. No, no, that was Beta. I couldn't read that line. I could read everyone something something. So that was Beta. Beta, apparently everyone hates him. And he uses cables to fight.

Maybe it's a little blurry so maybe it said something other than cables but it looked like cables to me. Kappa, you barely see. All I could read was that Kappa uses his fists. He fights with his fists, and he likes pizza. I see why it's a turtle's ripoff. Before he walks away, Tim says he wants to talk about phase three. As he walks away, you can see that phase three equals bad boys. Well, they're dogs. I mean, of course you're going to say bad boy. So speaking of fun details, here is one more. random. Yeah, the guy, the guy who plays the guy who's honking, was he in any other sketches? Frankenstein's Chick, Tasty Time Vids. I'm not going to summarize the whole thing, but there is a group of people who work trying to get someone elected. I don't know what the word for that is. Tim is working with this guy named Draven. He has a social media account called Tasty Time Vids, and he's mad that Tim doesn't follow him. And he makes a video called Frankenstein's Chick.

It's got some funny details. It's not my favorite sketch. But I just like at the very end, people online are threatening to kill Draven's dad. And he's like, they're threatening to cut off his head. So I sold my social media channel because no one's getting my daddy's head. And then he keeps texting Tim a whole bunch of things just constantly. And most of it is they're not getting my daddy. I love my daddy. One of them, though, is how do you vote? Which is a really cool thing for a guy working at like a campaign. Apparently has no idea how to vote. I really like at the beginning of this sketch when Draven is mad at Tim for not following him, but is kind of being passive aggressive about it. After he follows himself from Tim's phone, he's still like very weirdly trying to communicate to Tim that he's upset with him by insulting his can of soda. He says, I want to have a word with you, you little asshat.

little piece of shit and then he keeps looking at tim as he does it yes he's a pretty cool dude one small note about the scrooge sketch which we actually already covered in our christmas carol video you've got skeletrex and its bone brigade and i think i know what they're trying to accomplish in the future as they are ravaging the earth with their bone cars are they trying to pull people's hair up but not out? I think they're trying to pull people's hair up but not out because they want their bones and they want another chance at life. There's another sketch where, it's a really good sketch, but it's Tim and this other guy and they're like at an audition. They're trying to like get a big song label. Yeah, they're recording in a recording studio. And they almost don't even get the chance, but then they start playing and the other guy is like playing really good. He's like playing a great song that was the day that robert palins murdered me yeah so it's going

really well and then he throws it over to tim who's like yeah it was also the day the skeletons came to life and he's singing about skeletons and they keep passing it back and forth yeah as tim reveals more and more deep lore about these skeletons that came to life tim acts like he's making it up but the other guy is like you said the bones were their money like five times and And Tim's like, well, that's because I forgot if I had said it or not. So clearly he has some sort of lore in mind that he needs to communicate. So I think that maybe he is from the future, just like that guy who comes back to talk to Scrooge. And he's trying to get the message out, right? He's like, the skeletons will come to life on that day that Robert Palin will murder my friend. And the reason they're coming to life is because the bones are their money. They want bones. The worms are their dollars. So they want worms, and they pull your hair up but not out, so they can get another chance at life.

Yep, that's what they do. The connection there is that that's the only other sketch I know of where they talk specifically about skeletons. I did not know this, but that sketch is apparently a parody of a scene from the Johnny Cash biopic. Oh, really? Okay, I didn't know that either. That makes sense. The only other thing that I wanted to talk about is there's one very specific sketch that is close to my heart, where there's a guy in an office and people keep trying to talk to him, but he just wants to play his game online. A weird little online game where he has to feed an egg other eggs. I was at an airport. I was waiting to board my plane. There was a big delay. So they had had everyone line up, but then they weren't letting us go anywhere. So I was really bored, and I opened up my phone, and I was watching some I Think You Should Leave. And I got to this sketch, and I saw that game he was playing, and I was like, that's so weird.

That looks like a real game. I wonder if they just picked a random game online and used that for their sketch. So I stopped watching. I opened up my web browser, and I searched for that game, and I found it. I was like, oh, I guess it is a real game. So I started playing it. It turns out it's a real game that you can find online, and you can play it yourself. I guess we could link it in the episode description. i think it was a real game after the fact though well i didn't know that you see so i start playing this game and i have no knowledge of it and eventually i run out of eggs and it's like do you want to buy eggs so i'm like well yeah okay i buy some eggs and then i feed an egg and i'm like hey half my eggs are gone what happened i just bought eggs so one egg was 20 eggs kind of weird and then sometimes the game like talks to me and like says random stuff like how many eggs i have left like it reads that out loud and then other times it doesn't eventually the egg gets up keep

in mind i'm like standing in line with a bunch of people all around me with my my phone wide open the egg gets up and i'm like oh i must have won i wonder what it's gonna do and then the egg like pulls its pants down which it doesn't have pants and i'm like oh geez that's weird at least it didn't show any genitalia because you know the eggs got like a big bush for some reason um it's like got a giant hairy crotch and then i'm like well that was odd but that must be it and then the egg turns around and pulls its pants down again and bends over and spreads its butthole for everyone to see and i'm like i can't be playing this game right now there's like kids around so anyway then i went back and we're like you can't have porn while you're in line well right you're in trouble then i went back and watched the sketch and was amazed to see all of those things happen to tim uh robinson and they just had him play the game yep he just literally had

the exact same reactions to the game that i did where he was like oh that's weird i thought it was pretty fun to to play through that sketch myself um to become the main character of that sketch that's just a nude egg that he won from his game exactly that's what i was telling everyone in line i was like yeah guys i'm not in trouble at all this is just a nude egg that i won from my game anyway i think we should leave um i think that's everything we should talk about honorable mentions that we didn't talk about because there are no theories everyone should watch driver's ed that one's amazing and also charades which is about a guy who knows too much about jazz musicians paul bufano tiny boop squig shorterly so yes uh everybody watch i think you should leave and yeah i think we should leave uh music for this episode was provided by christine yeah like our podcast please donate to us on patreon uh yeah remember the popcorn isn't real

In a world of shadows and dreams Nothing is quite what it seems We're the fools in a midnight reel The popcorn isn't real Chasing clues through the silver screen Wishing for a tale that's unseen Hold my hand through this hazy spiel The popcorn isn't real Behind the curtain, there's nothing to feel The popcorn isn't real Caught in a moment that will never heal The popcorn isn't real We craft a fiction within fiction's mind Searching for secrets we'll never find Every clue, just a future we steal The popcorn isn't real We whisper theories, but they all fade A fleeting ghost in a midnight parade Holding on to that surreal appeal The popcorn isn't real Behind the curtain, there's nothing to feel The popcorn isn't real Caught in a moment that will never heal The popcorn isn't real We'll be right back. you